Engineer's Day Galore

On the eve of Engineer's day let me tell you about something that every engineer feared telling you about . Well atleast the one's who have passed from Mumbai University .

1. Never has completed an assignment by himself :

This is the best part about engineers they have never had the enthusiasm of writing their own assignments . Plagiarism rules completely ! The moment they turn on their computers Google is the answer to their questions . The one guy who writes all the assignments though is worshiped like GOD at times (never anger him or his wrath shall disown you all ) .

2. Two words - preparatory leave :

This is THE MOST crucial time of an engineering students life . If it wasn't for this free period of time we'd never study at all ! The only thing that kept us afloat trying our best to be engineers were the 'University Question Papers' that saved a lot of lives in the end .

3.Final Year Projects :

There would once come a time in an engineer's life when he was supposed to prove his mettle . But yet again it wasn't this year . Enjoying two-thirds of his final year hell broke lose when the time for submitting your project would come close . The alternative to keep your cool was to happily let someone else do it for a small fee ofcourse ! This would then let you stay sane for some time .

4.Midterms :

These were supposed to be exams right in the middle of a semester . It would test us in every which way possible with questions from a lot of sources . The more you wasted your time trying to study for them , the bigger moron you would become by the end of the day . Hence the best way to tackle this situation would be to print 5 small sheets of papers available at your local photocopy center and get out of the class when you are done writing . Spread the word my fellow beings !

5.Girls :

Girls are close to being redundant when you are turning into an engineer . The theory about the adjoining college having a larger girl population would be put forward ( 5 out of 5 times it would always be true !) . The more geekier you looked the more eager you were to find girls . Basically they turn you into sexually deprived creatures who are self satisfied at the end of the day (hey stop looking at me , I have a girl friend ok ? *looks at the sky* ) .