Basic Plan on a weekend

Today I come to speak about the importance of a weekend in our lives . Weekends are filled with a lot of plans . Plans that need to be scheduled from A to B and involve A LOT of people . It is usually followed with  joy , laughter and then merriment at the bar . Whenever I think about weekends the first thing that comes to my mind is  " Sleep " . If you get up early you are one big fool cause lunch is not ready yet ! And then when  you do wake up you end up cherishing a good brunch . There is always a good probablity you would want to wind up at a theatre and watch a movie .

Weekends are when the mall is hogged by a  colossal crowd . Uncles and haunties roam with their kids who are always the crankiest ones in the batch and then you begin to wonder about how weekends used to be family time . That family time is compensated with mummy buying attire for that function she might go to , maybe next weekend . And then you realize that dad is playing cool just cause he is allowed drinks with his friends later in the evening .

Well few things that you'd want to do on a weekend would include :

Eat : Well it could be anything from a home cooked meal to a delicacy at your local restaurant . I tend to eat more than I should during weekends just cause me thinks there is a lot of food in this world and someone has to be there to contribute to the ecological balance . Yes indeed a very big challenge in hand .

Sleeep : All work and no sleep would have rather tired you out but during this special day we sleep and sleep and sleep until there is someone who shakes you up and says " get the f... up , its noon !! " . Then you eat and again get back to sleep . That's usually the routine that I follow what about you ?

Drink : Ahh yes how can this not be part of my post .  Your inners filled with concoctions of various liquids starting with the expensive ones and then you wind up thinking you  just want to get wasted and finally order the cheapest drink at the bar . There is some serious nervous damage that is done by the end of the night .Waking up with a heavy head is sometimes a part of Monday mornings .

Shopping : I had to put this one in ! women on my blog would otherwise be upset about not writing about their favourite past time :P With your hand bags filled with the green you travel to the  land of joy and happiness . You exit stores with your million dollar smiles and finally its safe for us to talk to you now .

Please feel free share your expertise on weekends my friends (falls on his knees ) pleasseeeeee . Ok that's enough of self embarrassment .

1000 Views

Well what do you know ; people , yes real HUMAN BEINGS are supposedly reading a lot these days and they happen to browse my blog while they are at it . Yes yes yes ! 1000 Views on my blog , I feel the urge to celebrate . 

Alright now I think I can take my hands off this Refresh button that I have been holding for sooo long . In order to commemorate this feat I'd like to buy you all a glass of beer . Yes come to my place people . Beers on the house . Women who don't drink we have margaritas for you all . The celebrations will be followed by a candle light march . It will be routed through my living room to the kitchen . That is all the exercise I can take in a day .

Alright gotta run !

Thank you people :)

GOOD BAD and the UGLY

When you know you have bad days you should be aware it could get worse , so Have Fun at whatever you do . Cheers !

5 Reasons you need to be on twitter

The world revolves around you and so does twitter . These are some few reasons why you should be on this micro-blogging network .


1. Celebrities :

Well more or less everyone is on twitter because they wish to know about their favourite celebrities . Though this is sometimes that bothers you since the ones you worship on screen could be so dumb in real life . Well for instance check this tweet of Sherlyn Chopra

2. You have funny people online :

I have ended up following a lot of funny people . They talk about things that are currently being rubbished about on television in a very satirical tone . Its more of a stress relief . Rather than being down with the wicked ways of this cruel world you get to actually tickle your funny bone .

3. You can give first hand updates : 

 Yes though you have never been a celebrity but bragging about your newly owned car would not hurt if you were on twitter . It helps people know what you have been doing which may also be held against you sometimes but nevertheless you will have a ball while you are at it .

4. News updates :

The more humans I follow on twitter , the equivalent tech blogs I follow . This is cause getting news about new releases does help you a lot . There will be a time when people will switch off their televisions sets and rather know about whats going on through twitter . Aaaaannd has anyone told you twitter got hacked yesterday ? check it out :

 This is how big the fonts on twitter looked yesterday .

5. Twitter has Lord_Ram :

Its true , I truly believe he exists . Well for the ones who did not follow him , you shall be cursed and sent on an exile for 14 minutes to the other room while your parents turn off your computer . Bwahaha , whatever .... just start tweeting , will you ?

my twitter handle : www.twitter.com/crazycreature11 , this is where can spread the love at .

Engineer's Day Galore

On the eve of Engineer's day let me tell you about something that every engineer feared telling you about . Well atleast the one's who have passed from Mumbai University .

1. Never has completed an assignment by himself :

This is the best part about engineers they have never had the enthusiasm of writing their own assignments . Plagiarism rules completely ! The moment they turn on their computers Google is the answer to their questions . The one guy who writes all the assignments though is worshiped like GOD at times (never anger him or his wrath shall disown you all ) .

2. Two words - preparatory leave :

This is THE MOST crucial time of an engineering students life . If it wasn't for this free period of time we'd never study at all ! The only thing that kept us afloat trying our best to be engineers were the 'University Question Papers' that saved a lot of lives in the end .

3.Final Year Projects :

There would once come a time in an engineer's life when he was supposed to prove his mettle . But yet again it wasn't this year . Enjoying two-thirds of his final year hell broke lose when the time for submitting your project would come close . The alternative to keep your cool was to happily let someone else do it for a small fee ofcourse ! This would then let you stay sane for some time .

4.Midterms :

These were supposed to be exams right in the middle of a semester . It would test us in every which way possible with questions from a lot of sources . The more you wasted your time trying to study for them , the bigger moron you would become by the end of the day . Hence the best way to tackle this situation would be to print 5 small sheets of papers available at your local photocopy center and get out of the class when you are done writing . Spread the word my fellow beings !

5.Girls :

Girls are close to being redundant when you are turning into an engineer . The theory about the adjoining college having a larger girl population would be put forward ( 5 out of 5 times it would always be true !) . The more geekier you looked the more eager you were to find girls . Basically they turn you into sexually deprived creatures who are self satisfied at the end of the day (hey stop looking at me , I have a girl friend ok ? *looks at the sky* ) .

Attention

Last week when I was in Vegas .... aah gotcha ! Well sometimes we need to do something exceptional to grab some attention . There are a distinguished group of personalities we come in contact with everyday some who are dying to get that attention . The more you stare , the happier they are and vice-versa .

The other evening I was with a friend he told me its human tendency to be looked at . So when you are actually looking at a girl its not a bad thing , is it ?  (You can look but stop staring at it ! ) . Well what about when you don't get your work done ? There are evidences of people doing weird things to get some attention . These peculiar qualities in individuals are like a sign posts that are held up over their heads saying - Look here !

The crazy stuff is that at some point of time everyone might have done something to turn a glance . Example -  Wooing women . Enough said .

The classiest of examples is our Indian Film Industry . They are constantly in the news for the teeniest of reasons . I plead to our Indian New Channels especially India T.V. (who taunts  me with  pictures of Rakhi Sawant ... don't know why  ) informing viewers about the news and mentally torturing them with the oodles of repeat telecasts all day is not what your viewers would like to watch .

There are variety of attention seeking individuals you come across ; some who get attention for a short span of time , while some have your attention for a longer time . There is nothing bad about seeking attention but stop overdoing it man .

 And again for the 5 people reading this blog . Thanks for the patience and your support ( fake tears in my eyes  ) . I love you people :)