This may sound a little out of focus but since expressing yourself when in a drunken state is acceptable , I believe in of the ideals of free speech and hence bring forward to you the examples of expectations . These have complete resemblance to real life and all facts hereby stated are completely true .
1.Expectations from friends
Stuck in traffic , traveling by train or even short of money the first person you wish to contact is a friend . A friend in need is thus is always a friend indeed . Without someone who has the same ideals and practices as you do you wouldn't ever connect with friend.
2.Expectations after an examination
The world revolves around what you score . What your neighbors think about your score and the worst is what your friends think about where you stand . The more marks you score the high regards you hold in the eyes of your parents , your relatives , your friends and everyone who you think didn't matter to you in your past .
Imagine yourself going out on a date with your significant other you keep wondering how it will turn out to be .The guy is constantly thinking 'Would I be getting that good night kiss after all ' . Now if it where the girl the golden rule that applies here is expecting the call from the guy within 3 days after the date . If its the guy whose fallen for the girl , god help you ! You are shit panicky about making that one call .
4. Expectations from your parents
Now if hell breaks lose you start expecting things from your parents . Parents are your worst enemies at times , they start creating something that is impervious to break through . I hope you should make the most when you have a high understanding for what they tend to convey.
5. Expectations from your neighborhood
If you weren't the sloppy kind then the neighborhood that you'd live in always mattered to you . You want good people surrounding you . You want a clean a decent surrounding too . Wouldn't want people knocking at your door if you played the music to loud or invited a few friends over .
6.Expecting a child
The most common cause of expecting after one gets married is someone who wishes to have a child . With your heart filled with joy you are venturing to the happier side of life .But if it wasn't planned for then probably you should be taught about those vending machines again . Yes Listen up now !
7.Expectations from the Government
Life usually revolves around what the government sets for us . Banning of after hours drinking , partying with loud music , even sometimes fares for that auto-rickshaw that you often travel through . Security for women , children and the elderly is negotiated at some point or the other .
8. Expectations from life
The only thing that bothers anyone is who succeeds and who is left behind , these create a great divide even in intellectual minds . Every individual wishes to make the most of the time he spends with friends and family and thus with only one goal to achieve he breaks free from the bonds of human interaction .
9. Expectations from technology When Steve Jobs working so hard for your comfort , no wonder the i-phone releases a new version every few months . Google worshipers(such as 'me') wondering when there will be a new update on the google page . We are lazy bums and when we wish for some changes (technology-wise) we want it to happen soon .
10. Expectations from God :
'One last chance' or rather that lucky shot you were always pleading for is what your expecting from the almighty . One fine day all your prayers are for a purpose and that purpose is summed up to be delivered to him . Being an atheist I never believed in god though ; so my prayers were for Satan and shall always be .
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