All you folks waiting to watch a match may it be your favorite team playing cricket or your team playing against Manchester United ! The point is you need to be equipped to experience the thrills of the match . There is a whole list of things that you should do to enjoy that experience may it be at home or a pub you are hanging out with a bunch of friends . Yes again friends play an important role in inculcating the whole experience . You have to be prepared to shout your lungs out when your friends do and follow every ball on screen ( no pun intended ) .
Lets start with what you would like to wear . Obviously that you are ready to sink in the game you need to wear your team's jersey . Please don't land up in a club full of people who support the opposite team ; you might end up cheering for them out of fright . Or what you could do is roam around naked trying to make an impression of how much you would love making out ..... ok thats not part of this post maybe someother time .
So you are wearing your team's jersey ,you need to paint your face now . This could mean you need to put up with some body paint until the match ends but this should definitely bring in the whole experience for you . And with it comes a flag of your team and all those goodies that they try to sell you outside a stadium .
Now once you are done gearing up for the match you need to arrange for food . Just stick to finger food I would say , what else could go down with a couple of chilled beers . If you are planning to host the game at your place you better tell your friends - No , cancel that ! Place sign boards all over the place telling them where to find their food . Whatever you do train yourself to perfectly dodge every question that makes you get up from your television screen or just "LEARN TO SAY NO ! " (Book available in 14 different languages ) .
Once you are done with the food , wine and the television . Oh yes you need to watch this on a big screen T.V. , rent a projector if you have to . You are compensating for the stadium cheers here . You need to make it large . Go now go cheer for your team while your tear your shirts off and scream your lungs out !
Manchester United winning the UEFA Champions League is purely fictional. Any similarities between them and real individuals are purely coincidental.
Lets start with what you would like to wear . Obviously that you are ready to sink in the game you need to wear your team's jersey . Please don't land up in a club full of people who support the opposite team ; you might end up cheering for them out of fright . Or what you could do is roam around naked trying to make an impression of how much you would love making out ..... ok thats not part of this post maybe someother time .
So you are wearing your team's jersey ,you need to paint your face now . This could mean you need to put up with some body paint until the match ends but this should definitely bring in the whole experience for you . And with it comes a flag of your team and all those goodies that they try to sell you outside a stadium .
Now once you are done gearing up for the match you need to arrange for food . Just stick to finger food I would say , what else could go down with a couple of chilled beers . If you are planning to host the game at your place you better tell your friends - No , cancel that ! Place sign boards all over the place telling them where to find their food . Whatever you do train yourself to perfectly dodge every question that makes you get up from your television screen or just "LEARN TO SAY NO ! " (Book available in 14 different languages ) .
Once you are done with the food , wine and the television . Oh yes you need to watch this on a big screen T.V. , rent a projector if you have to . You are compensating for the stadium cheers here . You need to make it large . Go now go cheer for your team while your tear your shirts off and scream your lungs out !
Manchester United winning the UEFA Champions League is purely fictional. Any similarities between them and real individuals are purely coincidental.
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