Productive things that one can do at work

Now this is supposed to be a point by point thing but I wouldn't want to restrict myself to a particular number . So these are some situations where when you get bored you head out hunting, not literally though ! When working at your office or while you are studying you end up at a point of time where you are not able to concentrate any further to this is going to be a list of things that you would certainly be able to do past you reach such a point :

1. Listen to Gothic music .

Yes sadly goth music is something that will turn your insides out and you will realize that how important your work is to you and how much you miss it already . Hence leading you back to your work .

2. Watch porn

Yes porn , whats the matter ? Scared of getting caught ! Well you would like to watch it when you are alone now , wouldn't you ? Well this certainly would be as good as it could get . Surf , Shag , do shit ! who gives a fuck ... Just be careful enough not to get caught or else the time you are taking off would prove to be legally binding upon you * Read as FIRED !*

3. Start doing crazy things

Do things that will grab attention like go to the cooler and hold a glass in your hand and whenever someone comes nearby take a sip and spit it out and add " This water takes like Vodka " . Now if you are working in an office full of Alcoholics the cooler would magically disappear before you even know it . Though you would enjoy the expressions on the faces of everyone who walks by . Now some common sense : Make sure are not spitting close to the same guy repeatedly .

4. Fall asleep

This is a stunt to be performed under a trained professional . You need to be really crazy to pull this one off ! Its rather impossible to get away without a warning once you are caught under these circumstances .


5. Call your boss from an anonymous number

Imagine you picking up your phone , dialing your bosses number and saying " Listen you frigging ass you are taking work too seriously , when was the last time you had sex with your wife. You ought to keep a tab on her , people from your office see her more often than you do . " Now here is the part where you insert a name of a colleague you hate to the guts . The rest of the frustration is followed by your boss's antics .


Now these are just a few instances of things that you could do at your work place . Apart from writing this blog I am supposed to be working at my work place too so will see you people around . Byee