Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy New Year !
Thanks for being part of this blog . My blogging reignited this very year while I had some leisure time in my hand in the initial days . Thanks to you people who have been part of this whole discussion . Will definitely come up with good pieces in the following year . Until then "Happy New Year !" , hope you get drunk , sloshed and wasted this new years :)
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Celebrity New Year Resolutions
We all have a list of resolutions each year . I have been trying to hit the gym since the past three months . I don't mind burning some fat on my resolution now and yes saving some money too , maybe we could chat about it sometime . Although our resolutions last long or not we do have some celebrities who might have few resolutions of their own . I would like to talk about celebrities from my homeland - India ! So, lets begin ....
Govinda
Why him ? Well since it's his birthday today I'd rather start with him first . Wish this man a very bright and colorful (pun intended) year ahead . This guy is the one who wouldn't mind endorsing a rainbow . Now apart from improving the way he laughs he'd be wondering which colors to shop for during the next year . So he will be partly arranging for the list of colors that Asian Paints might not have in their catalogue to fit into his wardrobe .
Yes I know what you're thinking that " he's probably dreaming about buying more gold " . Well apart from the gold stack he's planning he's picked up a new ability . First he goes around accusing A.R. Rehman for stealing his thunder . He's now planning to sue the "Toonpur" team for portraying him as a cartoon (yes reality bites !) . So he shall be busy making a list of people he can sue and accuse to support his lavish lifestyle how else would he be able to afford more gold .
She's probably planning a lot for the coming year . She wishes to be part of the reality show where Rahul Mahajan will wed his wife number ??? (err lost count) . After setting an example with her marriage on National Television she would continue being part of the marriage counseling bureau . And yes how can we forget her "SPEAKWELL" English training classes that she aims at starting soon .
Ask me who and I will personally come get you to watch his best flick ever - DESHDROHI . This guy is a celebrity of celbrities . Well at least he acts like one I must tell you . This guy is probably wishing he'd release another sequel to the movie and know what he's sitting at home working on it right now ! His loyal audience awaits his new release .
Unleash thy true potential . There is a lot in store for this guy . I am not lying he is going global . Soon to launch albums in English and meet the greater audience . I can just see it - his CD right next to my favourite singer "Justin Beiber's " albums . Ahhh sky rocketing sales already . " Baby baby oooooooooo "
That's it for now . Thanks for still reading this thing guys . Now time to share it if you like it that much .
Govinda
Why him ? Well since it's his birthday today I'd rather start with him first . Wish this man a very bright and colorful (pun intended) year ahead . This guy is the one who wouldn't mind endorsing a rainbow . Now apart from improving the way he laughs he'd be wondering which colors to shop for during the next year . So he will be partly arranging for the list of colors that Asian Paints might not have in their catalogue to fit into his wardrobe .
Bappi Lahiri
Yes I know what you're thinking that " he's probably dreaming about buying more gold " . Well apart from the gold stack he's planning he's picked up a new ability . First he goes around accusing A.R. Rehman for stealing his thunder . He's now planning to sue the "Toonpur" team for portraying him as a cartoon (yes reality bites !) . So he shall be busy making a list of people he can sue and accuse to support his lavish lifestyle how else would he be able to afford more gold .
Rakhi Sawant
She's probably planning a lot for the coming year . She wishes to be part of the reality show where Rahul Mahajan will wed his wife number ??? (err lost count) . After setting an example with her marriage on National Television she would continue being part of the marriage counseling bureau . And yes how can we forget her "SPEAKWELL" English training classes that she aims at starting soon .
Kamal R. Khan
Ask me who and I will personally come get you to watch his best flick ever - DESHDROHI . This guy is a celebrity of celbrities . Well at least he acts like one I must tell you . This guy is probably wishing he'd release another sequel to the movie and know what he's sitting at home working on it right now ! His loyal audience awaits his new release .
Himesh Reshammiya
Unleash thy true potential . There is a lot in store for this guy . I am not lying he is going global . Soon to launch albums in English and meet the greater audience . I can just see it - his CD right next to my favourite singer "Justin Beiber's " albums . Ahhh sky rocketing sales already . " Baby baby oooooooooo "
That's it for now . Thanks for still reading this thing guys . Now time to share it if you like it that much .
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Cyc-hed Out!
Have you ever rode a bicycle when you were a teenager ? Have you enjoyed it as much as you should have ? Have you tried to ride the bicycle with no hands ? Well too many questions but the reason I am asking you these things is this weekend I rode a bicycle after so many years and I had a lot of thoughts in my head . These were some of the following :
1. No signals , no traffic :
You can maneuver through little by-lanes and spots or openings that would help you navigate through your city . Thus lesser amount of time spent on those stupid traffic lights . Dodging in every which way possible you obviously reach your destination before those buggers on vehicles do . And yes you could even drive on the wrong side of the road if you wanted to , but I would not count on it though .
2. From zero to Lance Armstrong :
Those unnecessary hours at the Gym . Trivial exercises . Too much on your plate to even go hit the gym probably cycling will help you figure out a good way to exercise . Lance Armstrong the man who could battle Cancer and the one has a passion for cycling will always be your role model . And if you were wondering what muscles you would train you should take a look here .
Every time I go to a bar I need to park my bike somewhere safe so that I can pick it up the next day . But if you were to ride a bi-cycle , you wouldn't be worrying about it so much . You can totally get sloshed and ride it back home . Just do not forget to wear your riding gear if you are too tipsy I mean .
Everyday you ride your cycle you would have one song to sing . Pure inspiration from a hit movie . Blood pumping through your veins . Only at the end of the day you would not have a school to support for but still have a song to sing along . Tired of it you can even try and switch to a better song to impress thy women , something like " Sone ki cycle , Chandi ki seat "( FYI i heart bollywood ) .
Low on cash this is the right choice for your travel escapades . It is by far the cheapest substitute for your traveling woes . Just hop on to your cycle and all your money problems begin to fade away . In the meantime Captain Planet appreciates your help towards a greener future . I can imagine Gaia in the background with her spiritual looks totally checking you out .
And again if you were wondering why I brought up cycling today , it is cause of an initiative started by a man from Bengaluru who visions for a greener tomorrow .
If you cared maybe you should have a look at this link :
http://www.gogreengocycling.org/
1. No signals , no traffic :
You can maneuver through little by-lanes and spots or openings that would help you navigate through your city . Thus lesser amount of time spent on those stupid traffic lights . Dodging in every which way possible you obviously reach your destination before those buggers on vehicles do . And yes you could even drive on the wrong side of the road if you wanted to , but I would not count on it though .
2. From zero to Lance Armstrong :
Those unnecessary hours at the Gym . Trivial exercises . Too much on your plate to even go hit the gym probably cycling will help you figure out a good way to exercise . Lance Armstrong the man who could battle Cancer and the one has a passion for cycling will always be your role model . And if you were wondering what muscles you would train you should take a look here .
3. Drunken Driving :
Every time I go to a bar I need to park my bike somewhere safe so that I can pick it up the next day . But if you were to ride a bi-cycle , you wouldn't be worrying about it so much . You can totally get sloshed and ride it back home . Just do not forget to wear your riding gear if you are too tipsy I mean .
4. Jo Jeeta wahi sikander :
Everyday you ride your cycle you would have one song to sing . Pure inspiration from a hit movie . Blood pumping through your veins . Only at the end of the day you would not have a school to support for but still have a song to sing along . Tired of it you can even try and switch to a better song to impress thy women , something like " Sone ki cycle , Chandi ki seat "( FYI i heart bollywood ) .
5. Save on money :
Low on cash this is the right choice for your travel escapades . It is by far the cheapest substitute for your traveling woes . Just hop on to your cycle and all your money problems begin to fade away . In the meantime Captain Planet appreciates your help towards a greener future . I can imagine Gaia in the background with her spiritual looks totally checking you out .
And again if you were wondering why I brought up cycling today , it is cause of an initiative started by a man from Bengaluru who visions for a greener tomorrow .
If you cared maybe you should have a look at this link :
http://www.gogreengocycling.org/
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