Failed Love Attempts

These are ten instances where you will get rejected for your proposals for sure :

1. You are wearing red shorts . The "Superman /Superhero" has long faded away . Its time to grow up . ( Its not even close to being macho . And keep my Simpson shorts out of this ! )

2. You are dead drunk even when it is 10 in the morning . Ahh or was it just the hangover ?

3. You have a gambling problem . Rather you would even gamble away yourself just to be with the significant other . (Now again is that a good thing ? )

4. You are in love with someone whose gay . That is a situation you can't even make use of fruitfully unless you have photographs to prove otherwise *wink wink*

5. You are wearing too much make - up . Getting too metro-sexual isn't a good thing guys . Just wondering why would you even wear any make-up ?

6. You have an uncontrolled tendency to touch your opposite sex . When will you ever stop ! Your perversion will only get you as far as YashRaj Studios . Now will you be my valentine ? :P

7. You repeat whatever the other person says. Its irritating . Stop it ! ... no seriously "Stop it ! " .

8. You begin to feel that Himesh Reshammiya is God of mordern rock and start head banging every time "Tera Suroor " is being played . (Don't you even dare come close to me )

9. You are too religious . The thought you even kissing scares the shit out of you . You try to keep your harmony and sanctity by carrying pictures of Gods in your pockets , wearing things that a normal human being would not even dare to wear and you hate it when people say " Holy Shit ! "

10. Your name is Khaaan .... Khaan from the epiglottis . In short you are a retard whose got nothing better to do rather than reading this blog :P

Happy Birthday Ronak

Today we celebrate our beloved darling of all time Ronak's birthday . Even though he may not be present in India at this moment we still know that hes gonna get wasted at a filthy bar (*insert hyperbole*) . Well so far we have been writing things about that we may face in our daily life but today we wish to express a few thoughts about our darling Ronak aka Lost ( correct Ronak ? ) .

Qualities that Ronak we have come across over these years :


1. A brilliant student . Can learn almost anything and excel if hes puts his heart to it.

2. Is a good person at heart and helps his friends during their times of needs . (Expressed as the time when he completed projects of both 3rd year n 4th year during our college).

3. Eats a lot . Yes ! he does eat but no matter what he does his weight vanishes off to an undisclosed location ( we are still wondering how he stays so thin ) . And yes should we tell you about his chest that he goes flashing around in public . Man that thing will knock someones eyes out someday :P


So far we have exaggerated too much about his Goods now for the bads :

1. A person who never used to be on time . I wonder hows hes keeping up with his reputation in Canada . Rather who the hell helps you wake up man !!

2. Hes a heavy sleeper . Sleeps for hours long . This is how it happened :

Dharmesh : Arrey Ronak uth !!!

Ronak : Haan 5 minute

Dharmesh : (after 5 min ) Arrey Ronak uth !! Exam hai

Ronak : Haan haaan 5 min re ....

Dharmesh now completely assured that hes awake leaves the room .
But sadly thats where the fun part comes in . Ronak stays asleep no matter what :P



Now we miss him on this particular day and wish his all the good luck in his life ( LUCK !! Funny word hes already too lucky to survive this far ) . Cheers !


Ronaks Reply :

i decided to sacrifice,dis bday...
coz had no1 2 share...had no1 2 bare...
had a couple of frnds...to show sum care...
but dat wasnt enuf...to make it fair...

nw sum1 jus turnd up...wid a glare...
in their words and in all dat dey share...
dey showed me wat i got...in my lair...

its d endless friendship...its d endless love...
its d green stuff dats covered under d snow...
wasnt in my sight but its mine i know...
m lucky 2 own it...now i'll off it show...;)

iWRiTe - eVeRy MoRNiNG 4 aiR, DaT i BReaTHe

4 in the morning, at the 14th level,
In my balcony, when I'm having a smoke.
After a drag or two, I stretch my arm,
To share it with someone, I can call as a folk.

But there ain't any, I miss those many,
Friends that I had back home.
Nothing was mine, I earned nothing,
They were they only once, I owned.

Trust me or not, I miss them all,
They lie somewhere in my heart beneath.
I feel such things, I feel this bit,
Every Morning 4 air, that i breathe.