Ekta and her orgies

There was a girl called Ekta in lala land . She had her very own pride of making T.V. serials that people of this dear earth wouldn't understand . She made it a point to frustrate individuals to the extent of tearing their heads apart. Now imagine this female had her own News Channel where she would make "news readers " dance to her tune and make the audience go crazy with their hideous comments .

The reader would never stay calm and composed rather she would express highly dramatically. Now consider there was a boy who has lost his way from school

News Reader(Ektas Bitch) : As you can see the the parents of the boy are highly worried . They think their kid has been kidnapped for an untold ransom (insert a drama sequence of a woman crying in the background)(again which occurs thrice).

NR: They wish to express their feelings to us but the neighbors have already talked to us about everything so there is no point talking to them alone .(Twist their head thrice in agony, the camera turns in all possible angles. Never have a seen such a creative director)

NR: These neighbors have been very friendly towards the whole situation . (sneaking away from everyones eye) we think that the neighbors have planned the kidnap as they have been jealous of them since a long time ( mark the words "think")

Well the point goes so that whatever bullshit these people cook up these days we should evaluate the every minute detail before jumping to any conclusions.

Now for the fun part consider you had Baa(kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi) who is hosting a special show where she would relate everything that has happened on this planet (which never ends). Now if you were to count the age of this female it is highly impossible you will be able to know what her EXACT AGE is ! (psst : shes 150 years old and still counting)

For the sports section we would have the hunks from the studios of Mumbai who would do weird things as much as having re-births till there is an end to the Soap.

The Entertainment section would be headed by her sultry vamps who proclaim to have slept with more women than men . Making every detail to envy about they make good use of their time by just hanging around in the show wearing their skimpy outfits .

Thats ends the day for the 2 and half readers who read this blog . PEACE be with you

Managerial Talks

Well as we were organising for our college bowling competition this year we had some pretty good things to look after .... this post maybe for the few who wish to the manage things at a college fest ( well not completely) . Well as the dates for the beginning of the fest approaches we have pretty serious things to look after as in who gets what to do n shit


So it was me n my friend Rahul who had to goto speak to the manager of the bowling arcade . As it appeared from the talks of the manager we got a hint of how serious he seems about his work .

Rahul : Hmm ... I hope on getting a quotation of around Rs.100 for each frame

Manager : Well the price I offered to you ..... *tap tap tap ( goes his keyboard )* is 15 % less than the last years price . I think this is the best deal I can offer you .

Rahul : But we are a non profit making organisation sir , we are running the competition to involve people from various college

Manager : *tap tap tap* OK !Rs. 105 it is then not a penny less not more . *tap tap tap* Actually this price is 30 % less than the price I offer during normal times .

Rahul : We gladly to accept your offer sir ! Thank you

Moral of the Story: If you ever get talking to a manager of some organisation it is better to get your statistics right and best to carry your calculator along with you :P

I wonder why'd he take sooo long to answer every time he typed into the keyboard . any guesses ?